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rodneyed

To be rodneyed is to be in the state of lethargy and intense laziness following the initial high resulting from smoking large amounts of Marijuana. Characterized by the inability to get of the couch and finding it hard to even move around on the couch to get more comfortable.

Origin: Some friends discovered a mouse in their university dorm room, this mouse was named rodney. Being students it only seemed right to conduct an experiment on the effects of marijuana on a rodent. Prior to exposure the mouse ran around and showed alot of activity. Post marijuana smoke gas chamber it would cling to a sock and not move for several hours, even if the sock were turned upside down and shaken. Then one day rodney was allowed out of his bucket sober and proceded to run directly of the fire escape and fell 5 stories to his death.

It is in his honor that the term rodney was coined to fill a void in smoking vocab.
"Dude, you've sat on that couch and watched the discovery channel for 3 hours, your so rodneyed."

"Man, can you get the remote? I know it's only 2 feet away but I like really cant get it, i'm too rodneyed."

"I was supposed to go to class, but I was so rodneyed, I just passed out face first on the carpet."
by sjb503 September 29, 2005
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Rodney Kinged

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.
I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.
by Maxwell July 16, 2004
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rodney

anyone who is constantly dipping in your business asking dumb questions
hey buddy what's up. come on man adults are talking over here quit being such a rodney
by chefjdawg February 2, 2008
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Rodney'd

The process of systematically phasing someone out of your life.

These people were once good friends, but overtime the friendship becomes too stressful to maintain and one party no longer wants to deal with the drama any longer.
He was my homeboy, but I rodney'd him out of my life when it became too much of a chore to deal with him.
by MJ041284 August 19, 2009
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Rodney

A braindead faggpt
is that rodney. of course it is have u seen anyone that braindead
by The real oracle 666 November 5, 2018
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rodney romain

A extremely important person he's a friend you want to have. Need help on homework look for a rodney they will allways be there to help.
Hey dude go to the rodney romain over there he'll help you.
by Zztopzipper March 2, 2017
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Rodney

a nice guy who can be very stubborn but he is a smart guy but he acts slow.
“Wry is he acting so slow but he gets all A’s he’s such a Rodney
by Laughingbluetoes October 9, 2020
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