righteous

Hott; a shortened form of "righteously hot"; very attractive; blazing

"Dude, did you see that blonde that just walked by?"
"Yeah, she was so righteous!"

"Natalie Portman is so righteous, I would kiss a dude to spend a night with her!"
"Bro, she is totally blazing."

by FlowSThead August 7, 2009

Righteousize

To make something justifiable or right. Making something seem okay or alright to do or say when it is not.

You were acting like an idiot when you were wasted last night. Don't try to righteousize it.

You can't righteousize the fact that you drank all of my beer and didn't even leave me one.

by Islander Greg February 24, 2010

Righteous Bubba

One who lacks the critical thinking skills to see beyond one's own prejudices; an inept thinker with a sense of irony in naming himself

The critic of Jonah Goldberg's book is a Righteous Bubba

by Self-Righteous Bubba August 5, 2009

righteous heartache

Someone who breaks peoples hearts unintentionally, or can't help doing it.

Guy: My girlfriend just left me for no reason, she says she's really sorry.

Other guy: Wow, she's such a righteous heartache.

by apreacherman November 17, 2013

righteous

Righteouse means religious someone is going in right path.

Friend : look bro she is so righteous
Me : lower your gaze and get your eyes off you only look ones go ask her hand and marry her bro

by Midou :^) January 12, 2017

righteous bambino

A young rapper/music producer.

Have you heard of Righteous Bambino

by Youngest flexer January 10, 2018

Righteous

Means someone who has an infection and makes fun of TURTLES having sex

Look that turtle is gay and it's a piece of shit righteous

by CATA666 May 8, 2018