ricer

Anyone concerned more with (poor) aesthetics and obnoxious audibility than physics.

"Dude my new civic wing is dope, geee!"
"Yes, but what is the drag coefficient of that monstrosity? And exactly what do you think the effects of that much downforce will be on the rear-end of this front wheel drive vehicle. Did you even think 2 seconds in advance?"
"I got a 'Fast and da Furious' air-freshener."
"You got screwed over Ricer."

by Onsokumaru November 9, 2006

Ricer

Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

by Mikey August 19, 2003

ricers

People who put huge wings on front wheel drive cars, huge body kits, terrible graphics, huge loud exhaust that sounds like a weedwhacker or go-kart or bees nest. ricers are people who think their car is fast when it really isnt. not all imports are rice, there is lots of domestic rice too.

that ricer thinks his civic will beat my 900 HP mustang

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Tyson Jay Ritter

Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life

Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.

by Mrs.TyRitter October 15, 2006

Tyson Ritter

OH MY GOD!!! Tyson Ritter is one of the hottest guys everrr, he so sweet, gives AMAZING hugs and is one on the best lead singers in the world. He also cares a lot about his fans (especially the die hard fans) he'll stop to take at least one last pic with his truest fan (ME :p) before he goes to sound check, but all together hes a lovely, hot piece of man candy that anyone wishes they could be with ;)

Tyson Ritter is one fine piece of man candy :0

by Britter_AAR May 23, 2010

Ricer Angle

Un-necessarily tilting your camera while taking a picture of a car to seem artistic.

man that could have been a decent picture if it wasn't for the Ricer Angle.

by B. weezy August 26, 2007

Travis Richter

One of the guitarists for the band From First To Last. As well as playing guitar, he screams. Is also in The Color of Violence with From First To Lasts drummer, Derek Bloom. He is currently 23 and dating a girl named Lauren.

Travis Richter needs more love!

by wowthatshardcore August 21, 2006