Roonied

When someone offers you something but you ask for an upgrade.

Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”

by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025

Elijah Rhonemous

He’s pretty quiet but whenever he has something to say it’s funny but like stupid funny

Elijah Rhonemous has a lot of random questionably true facts today

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Heck-a-roonie

For when heck is too weak and hell is too strong.

What the heck-a-roonie??? That'll be cool.

by Lurker78 December 29, 2016

Twist-A-Roonie

When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.

John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds

by Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger November 21, 2023

Pinch-a-roonie

When you are jerking your ween and your about to come, pinch and twist the tip then let your shit erupt like a volcano

Bro I so down bad last night I had to do the pinch-a-roonie

by Plug of butt May 18, 2024