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The biggest of sh*tholes England has to offer it makes neighbouring Middlesbrough look middle class and is truly in a different league to anywhere else in England (even the likes of Burnley, Nelson and Colne cant compete). The town is infamous for the fake white tracksuit, the fake Burberry cap and the highest percent of crackheads/smackheads in England. the sights you will see are as follows:
1.Infinite drugies passed out on street corners/on the seafront wall
2.infinite chavs in their fake white trackies and fake Burberry caps hanging outside the offy in groups of 30

3.Single teenage mums pushing their children around
4.At night the worst 1% of all the local towns (Boro Hartlepool, Grangetown, Darlington, Stockton etc) come to Redcar to get absolutely sh**faced, fight with the local residents (and trust me when I say the whole of Redcar comes out to fight them)
5.Did I mention the endless amount of prostitutes and drug dealers
6.More smog then you would see in China (however now the steelworks ahs shut that has begun to clear)
7.And of course due to the only business that was left in Redcar (the steelworks) shutting down its official that there is now not a single employed person in Redcar leaving all of it residents to now become at least one off if not all of the following: chavs/druggies/drug dealers/baby machines/prostitutes (assuming they have not become them already)
The famous saying in Redcar which is especially prevalent among the locals especially on "the Lakes" estate is:"coulda borra us 20p fora bus mate" which translates to could you borrow me 20p to go and but some crack/smack mate.
by Redcar October 13, 2013
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DTFE recall

Short for "Down to fuck everything" recall. Used in situations where you find some dumb bitch who's so out there (either crazy, stupid, drunk or all of the above), that she's down to fuck you and your friends. In that situation, every one of your boys you call/text to inform she's DTFE is on the DTFE recall list.

NOTE: The author of this does not advocate sticking your penis in any girl that falls into this category!
Guy 1: "Damn, this girl is such a whore. She'd probably blow and fuck everyone in the bar."

Guy 2: "Oh shit! Time for a DTFE recall."
by Lunch Box aka L-Beezy June 6, 2010
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The phrase my Biology teacher used to say to try to make himself look smart.

It is considered false by most professional evolutionists and biologists, however many high school biology text books still offer it as evidence for evolution. It claims that each embryo in its development passes through abbreviated stages that resemble developmental stages of its evolutionary ancestors.

It was first proposed by Ernst Haeckel about a century ago. Experimental morphologists and biologists have shown that there is not a one-to-one correspondence between phylogeny and ontogeny.
"When you go home and your parents ask you what you learned today, tell them Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" - Mr. Hanson
by Phrodu June 22, 2004
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Toyota Recall

When you are fucking the bitch so hard that you cant stop wont stop (like you're a toyota prius/camary).
The bitch wanted to leave but my boy Amol Toyota recalled that bitch!

Arnold from total recall totally Toyota recalled that bitch because everyday hes cuming.
by Toyoda Jeet March 6, 2010
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Redcap

Traditionally, the most evil of all goblins whose cap is dyed red with the blood of his human victims. In recent times, this is a term to define the fugliest of all women. She will take domain in your home and not let you hang out with your friends.
Chris: "Hey Ryan, wanna go to the bar and watch the game?"

Ryan: "I can't man, Kara wants me to sit in my bedroom and hibernate all weekend."

Chris: "Damn dude, you gotta get rid of the redcap... so juicy."
by A Dub November 8, 2006
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Recanize

Guy: Wow, you are cool
Me: Recanize
by Brad June 20, 2003
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redcar rock

omg look at him i bet hes got a massive nob,hes sooooo redcar rock mmmm,mmmmm iwant to take him now
by redcar rock January 10, 2008
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