Retinal Detachment

A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.

My retinal detachment doesnt keep me from finding all the creppyiest memes and hotdog leg pics.

by D2theMO January 7, 2014

Reituki

Japanese Visual Kei fandom.

Two men, Reita and Ruki who are the bassist(Reita) and vocalist(Ruki) of the Visual Kei band, the GazettE.

The sexiest fandom of that band.

Dude, did you see that update of that really awesome Reituki story? It was so awesome!

by Hime-chan!!! December 31, 2008

Retief

An absolute unit of a white man. Son of skippydinglechalk, heir to the throne of poes-naai-ville. He shall bring us salvation from the evil bread people.

Retief shall save us

by Potato master 36 April 19, 2021

Reticent

Reticent, a person who simps very much.
Its is often a “He” He loves horror movie and simps for any girl in the movies he watches

Is he Reticent?
-I think he is, he’s simping for MJ?

by brem__ December 23, 2021

reticent

That character in RPGs who is always dark, moody, and barely says anything.

Squall, Dias Flac, and Vincent Valentine are all quite reticent.

by Darkphil December 19, 2006

Zeta Reticuli

1) The first star system to be found containing intelligent creatures. The intelligent creatures are the Greys. They were more advanced than us and had been in space, traveling around in flying saucers and visiting systems. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't be here with all these cool gadgets and gizmos. They visited our ape ancestors at about 2.5 million years ago. The Greys abducted our ancestors and they probed them, then genetically modified them so that they will become intelligent creatures. Then the Greys visited Egypt 1,000 years ago. They claimed that they made this world. Then they went to a house and said to a couple that they are given strength to rule Egypt as pharaoh and queen. The same thing happened to other famous empires on Earth. They abducted two people about 100 years ago. They were probed and were given a mind map of the planets the Greys have visited. The two people were then interrogated by the police. One of them, Betty, drew a map of the systems the Greys had visited. It was until a few decades later, when an astronomer found out that it was real. He said that the Greys' homeworld is located in the system of Reticulum.

1)

Guy: Do you believe in aliens?
Astronomer: Yes, and I have proof. Look into my telescope and you'll see Zeta Reticuli, the first star system to be found containing alien, intelligent life.

by World of Wordcraft October 4, 2014

Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean

Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009