Retire

To stop doing something that has previously been done regularly.

After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.

by Emotional Cruiser July 30, 2025

Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.

I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.

by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021

retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.

A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.

by sensei10 July 9, 2019

Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015