Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
by Random guy from twitter February 06, 2022
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retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.
I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.
by old man cheese man head October 17, 2011
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Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself
He decided to take the Remington retirement plan
by Johnny Sins Jr December 21, 2023
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an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout
If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.
After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 15, 2023
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Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential
After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick
by Sumatisavage February 09, 2023
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