retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

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Retiring

Quiet and shy and avoid being in the center of attention

A young retiring girl was siting in a corner away from the party

by One and only Hardin November 23, 2021

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Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023

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Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

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A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.

"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"

by fresheneesz December 21, 2023

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