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Zeta Reticuli

1) The first star system to be found containing intelligent creatures. The intelligent creatures are the Greys. They were more advanced than us and had been in space, traveling around in flying saucers and visiting systems. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't be here with all these cool gadgets and gizmos. They visited our ape ancestors at about 2.5 million years ago. The Greys abducted our ancestors and they probed them, then genetically modified them so that they will become intelligent creatures. Then the Greys visited Egypt 1,000 years ago. They claimed that they made this world. Then they went to a house and said to a couple that they are given strength to rule Egypt as pharaoh and queen. The same thing happened to other famous empires on Earth. They abducted two people about 100 years ago. They were probed and were given a mind map of the planets the Greys have visited. The two people were then interrogated by the police. One of them, Betty, drew a map of the systems the Greys had visited. It was until a few decades later, when an astronomer found out that it was real. He said that the Greys' homeworld is located in the system of Reticulum.
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Guy: Do you believe in aliens?
Astronomer: Yes, and I have proof. Look into my telescope and you'll see Zeta Reticuli, the first star system to be found containing alien, intelligent life.
by World of Wordcraft October 4, 2014
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A term used when observing someone so extremely attractive that you need a plan (a recipe) to approach the attractive person (the snack)
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Reticulan

a highly advanced planet in the Zeta Reticuli system that is the homeworld of the Reticulans. it has 2 moons and a ring made up of robot drones. The planet is divided into 3 sections:
1. the surface, where cities, reserch laborities and the Reticulans themselves are located. the surface is 90% covered in machinery causing the planet to glow a neon blue, the other 10% are desert.
2. the atmosphere, where ships refuel from hover docking rings and survey the planet from above. the upper atmosphere has several defense ships and space traffic is always on high levels.
3. subteranian zone. cloning pods and educational servers are in the thin part of the subsurface, they are located near the surcace to avoid genetic degradtion.
power stations and water supplies are in the lower subsurface.all are automated and power is fusion and quantum based.

Reticulan is the capital of The Reticulan Empire, a large space civilization that has conquered many planets over the millenia. Earth is a to-be conqered planet as it has a good climate and surfacr area for development.
Planet Reticulan, a planet in the Zeta Reticuli system that is poised to destroy the entire galaxy
by Doxx April 22, 2008
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When you win the dump stump awards with your front butt you are considered retipulled
Billie was retipulled after winning the dump stump awards for his front butt
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retigerate

In the process or currently inebriated and drunk.

An individual so drunk that he or she cannot walk straight and operate properly.
Man i got so retigerated last night.

Holy shit I am so fuckin retigerated.
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Regipoo

The feeling when you rub your hand the opposite way on velvet; the rough side not the smooth side.
I like the feeling of this velvet blanket, but only when it feels smooth not the other way when it feels regipoo.
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