retart

1. a retarded poptart.
2. a noob in a toaster.

I eat retarts for breakfast.

by Lunaris604 July 4, 2006

Retarted Pinky Syndrome

When you're playing Guitar Hero and your pinky is so retarted that it won't press the blue or orange buttons.

I just failed the song.

Why?

My Retarted Pinky Syndrome is acting up.

by Ms Cullen June 26, 2008

grimey retarted

so hood to the piont where you dont care about any thing,including the way you dress,but u still have respect

wearing your clothes backwards,waling around with tissue in your nose is definitly grimey retarted

by themilitiabuffalo February 12, 2008

retart

a girl that makes really stupid decisions about realationships and the opposite sex in general.

Breanna was a real retart when it came to Sean.

by Linlinners October 10, 2006

Retarted Jeremiah

Much like a "silly billy" just it doesnt rhyme and it takes longer to say

Hey is that your car?

No man dont be such a damn retarted jeremiah

by Mooza September 2, 2005

Restard

Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.

"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"

by Cheesemania April 27, 2007

Retarted

When something is so messed up and backward that to describe it as retarded isn't enough. You have to retard the word retard to express how retarded it is.

George Bush can't say nuclear.
Wasn't he the President?
I know, he's retarted.

by cerberuskillz February 19, 2011