The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008
Get the Internet self-retardation mug.C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
Get the C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder mug.No matter what anyone else says or does to try to ruin your reputation, you will always know the truth, not letting anyone bring you down.
Character is greater than reputation.
I hold the truth, you don't have the power to affect my mood.
You are confusion, and at most confused within yourself.
I hold the truth, you don't have the power to affect my mood.
You are confusion, and at most confused within yourself.
by TheePhilosopher March 13, 2013
Get the Reputation mug.People who follow the retard ideologies. Retardationalism is usually used by midlife crisis, high school students, and ADDs to gain attention in class. Retardationalism is lead by Hillary Clinton. R-tards are the people who follows the concept of Retardationalism.
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008
Get the Retardationalism mug.The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.
by MB February 9, 2005
Get the separation mug.Essential life process where oxygen reacts with glucose from the food that you eat to provide your body with energy. The two by-products of this process are carbon dioxide, which is exhaled along with the rest of the harmless gases that entered your lungs but did not diffuse into your blood, and water.
Not to be confused with breathing, which is how the oxygen enters the body.
Not to be confused with breathing, which is how the oxygen enters the body.
If you cannot breathe, oxygen cannot enter your lungs and therefore cannot diffuse into your blood. With no oxygen your cells cannot respire and will therefore die.
Respiration:
Oxygen + Glucose -> Energy + Carbon Dioxide + Water
Respiration:
Oxygen + Glucose -> Energy + Carbon Dioxide + Water
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