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emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal
Your so emosexual
by Fred October 1, 2003
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emosexual

A homosexual emo one who slits his wrists and is a hemmoroid hunter.
e.g luke your such an emosexual with your slit wrists and your queer clothing. Also see emophobic
by jimmy pop50 September 28, 2006
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retrosexual

Madonna's new boyfriend is, without a doubt, a retrosexual.
by invictus2823 September 9, 2011
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emosexual

The alternative or "goth" variation of the Metrosexual fad. Whilst in more popular scenes, men become more in touch with their sensitive sides by assuming elements of the gay culture yet not assuming the sexuality, the same applies for the "emosexual" generation. Whilst not particularly interested in the homosexual relations, many of these "emosexuals" will be more interested in indugling in emotions and sensitivities and and generally allowing a much less macho approach to other people. This label is usually assumed when a teen or pre-teen can't quite handle the goth lifestyle and would prefer something more comfortable and conventional.

Some regard Emosexual's as lower individuals who indulge in their weakness's.
"Dude, look at that guy's pants! They look like they were painted on! Is he like some kind of gay goth kid?"

"Nah, he's just an emosexual, don't worry about him."
by Toxxi October 2, 2005
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retrosexual

A retrosexual is someone who used to be sexy. Someone who WAS considered sexy in the past, but is presently considered undesirable and unappealing by the general public. An individual may be labeled a retrosexual as a result of many different factors. Rapid aging, botched plastic surgery, or an inability to update his/her style with the current times are some factors that lead someone to be branded a retrosexual. One of the most salient features of the retrosexual, is that they were 'hot' or at their peak of desirability in a given era. They exemplify the style of the time period in which they were deemed sexy, but today they only appear as a sad timecapsule of a bygone era.
Particular examples of retrosexuals are as follows: Elizabeth Taylor, Mick Jagger, Burt Reynolds, Farrah Fawcett, Willie Ames, Leif Garret, Jared Leto, Axel Rose, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, and more recently, Brittney Spears.

A usage example: "Professor Jones would have been hot when he was younger. His peak must have been in the early 90s because he's still wearing cosby sweaters, checkered blazers, and an earring... what a retrosexual!"
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Romosexual

Gay people who like the Dallas Cowboys and think they are the greatest thing ever
Derrick Stewart is a Romosexual
by D Lyles September 1, 2007
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Emosexual

An Emo who will not admit to being gay, straight or bi...
I'm not bi, I'm emosexual. Now come here boys and girls, lets make out
by what a lad July 24, 2007
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