Reet

Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier

I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!

by Itteber May 21, 2019

Reet

The first half of “retard” referring to the person as retarded.

“Yo Dave is pretty stupid huh?”

“You didn’t know that he’s a reet?”

by TripNip69 October 14, 2019

Reets

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

by August 07, 2021

Reet

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

by August 07, 2021

Reet

Something you say when you want to say yeet and ree

Bob: reet

Devin: ok then

by Z3ph24 February 02, 2020

Reet

A nice way of saying retard

Man you're a reet you know that?

by Dahhluv March 27, 2020

Reet

A beautiful girl who is amazingly intelligent, smart, loyal and always stays by your side, she can never truly stay angry at someone.
She can be annoying at times, but is always fun to be around.
Reet gets along with anyone and everyone

Boy 1: Who is that?
Boy 2: that’s Reet
Boy 1: let’s go to her
Boy 2: yeah let’s go

by Reetgrewaltorochakachaka November 30, 2019