you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

broken record

Is a term to express something that keeps repeating.
It like a broken record does to a music

You're like a broken record, keep on saying the same thing over and over again

by Bagyawan Sanjoto September 5, 2006

Bad Boy Records

Once was a good and consisient hip-hop record label during the 90's, but later became Diddy's backup dancers and singers. There are many factors of their demise such as:

The death of Biggie( Forget Sean "Confused" Combs, BIGGIE PUT BAD BOY ON THE FUCKIN MAP!!!!)

Signing no-talented muthafuckas like Young Joc, Dream, Cassie, Mark Curry, and those Danity-Kane bitches

Chase off The Lox, Shyne, 112, Faith Evans, and even 5 out of the 6 members of Da Band

Can't put out anything from Bad Boy's M.I.A.'s Craig Mack, G-Depp, Black Rob, Total, and Eihtball & MJG (And trust me, there are a lot of M.I.A's in that bitch!)

Overused, repetitive ass beats and lyrics (1999 is over, ya)

Lately becoming more R&B than hip-hop (That's what most of the RECENT success went...that ain't good.)

Their punk-ass employees, including FAGsworth Bentley, clothing line, and lame ass reality shows are getting more press time than the actual artists

But the biggest problem with their sagging record sales and noteriety lies within their media-hogging, spotlight-stealing, egostitical, no-talented, ho ass surburbinite of an owner, Sean "Who the fuck am I" Combs.

Why don't they do us all a fuckin favor and remain dead along side Death Row, Homo Inc., and No Limit!!!

Diddy or Confused: "I thought I told ya that we don't stop, I thought I told ya that we don't stop, ehh-ehh, ehh-ehh!!! Uh Huh! Yeah!!"

Hip Hop fan: "Negro, Bad Boy Records fuckin died 5 years ago!!"

by JasonParker#2 November 14, 2006

Robert Redford

A delicious dessert made with cream cheese, chocolate pudding and graham crackers. Served frequently in southern sorority houses!

I need to get my hands on that Robert Redford recipe...it's my favorite dessert!

by anonymouslyyours78 June 27, 2008

redorkulous

(adj.) Litterally: Super dorky! Ridiculously dorky...
Figuratively: preposterous, out of control, off the wall in a conservative nerd alert fashion.

You're totally redorkulous! If you alphabatized one more thing I'm going to snap.

by Mtothechelle March 13, 2008

Record Player

A sex position in which the person sits on another's penis whilst spinning around repeatedly.

"I've never tried the Record Player until I met Jessica. That was a crazy night."

by The Nutmaster February 20, 2017

World Record Egg

“World Record Egg” An very special egg in many peoples hearts. It has out beat the home girl Kylie Jenner in likes on Instagram. Plus it’s actually a really good looking egg if I’m being honest

Kylie Jenner: I have the most likes on Instagram!
World Record Egg: Weird Flex but ok
Kylie Jenner: ...

by BrandNewWhipGotNoKeys January 15, 2019