Skip to main content

red-necks

1.A person who spends so much time outside their neck turns red.
2.A person who watches "Blue Collar Tv and Comedy Tour" and uses the jokes on it with his budwiser drinking buddies.
3.Some one who spends his money on his tractor and truck or beer.
Jeff Foxworthy, Half my relatives, Litter Trailer Parks across our fine country's southern area
by NaTeDoGG November 10, 2004
mugGet the red-necks mug.

The red necked Gifford

Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.
The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
mugGet the The red necked Gifford mug.

Red Necks

A Red Neck is a term to describe white conservatives from the south.

Where do Red Necks come from: Red Necks come from a long line of inbreeding. Each new set of children will have sexual intercourse with their cousins. Making them Mentally Retarted and they will have multiple toes, fingers, etc.

How to spot a Red Neck:

Red Necks are usually fat and have long greasy hair and long beards. Red Necks usually have crooked teeth and are missing several teeth. They usually wear cross necklaces and have a tattoo of Jesus on there arm. Red Necks drive huge trucks with a Trump sticker on there bumpers. Red Necks usually live in trashy trailer homes with a confederate flag flying in there yard.

Red Necks Favorite Activitys: There favorite activities are to sit around the camp fire listening to country music while drinking a beer. They like hunting and fishing but a Red Necks all time favorite activity is to play Mississippi Wind Chime.
How to use Red Neck in a sentence:

Looks like that Red Neck forgot his tractor.

You better run little black boy the Red Necks are coming.
by Anon2789 September 17, 2017
mugGet the Red Necks mug.

Red-Necking

When two red neck hillbillys give eachother head in a barn or trailer park
"Well shoot Ricky i was just red-necking with gawd dayum Joe and it was amazing"
by Tacodawg21 September 29, 2025
mugGet the Red-Necking mug.

redneck diamonds

When the window in your truck gets broken and it shatters into 1000 pieces and looks like diamonds.
"Ol peg was givener through the bush in his old ferd and smashed the window Into a bunch of redneck diamonds on a fuckin tree!!"
by Skeeterskeet May 2, 2018
mugGet the redneck diamonds mug.

Redneck duet

Three hours after we left the restaurant, Skyler and Brandon started a redneck duet. We had to leave them at Brandon's house, it stunk so bad.
by Fragholio May 2, 2014
mugGet the Redneck duet mug.

redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.
Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
by glamrocker October 11, 2013
mugGet the redneck retreat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email