reameatez

a funny, obsessed yet sensitive but has cheeks that go on for days. yet he is gay but he can pull any gender.

i wish i had a friend like Reameatez.

by That_One_Girl_With_Bangs April 18, 2021

anus reaming

The action of taking one's hand and placing it in your no-no square, then spreading the girl's cheeks and tickling her peanut with your young.

"That girl is freaky!"
"Why?"
"She let me do some anus reaming"
"I'm SHOOK"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017

pussy reamer

My fuckin' eight inch serrated cock.

You're going to choke to death on my pussy reamer after I split you in half.

by kgHooff1 January 27, 2005

Reaming

When a double reed player and there partner or lover do the naughty.

Eric were you and Janelle in the Reed Room Reaming this afternoon?!

by BsnManDan12 March 2, 2009

Reames

Someone who loves watching teeny-bopper horror movies. So much so that they will go without food or fresh air to watch them. Even though this word has a dual definition they often go hand in hand. Being a worthless reames and a bad horror movie loving reames are almost always related. Where they can be found : In their room at 3 in the afternoon still wearing their matching PJ's that their mom bought them watching the director's cut of Prom Night. Also a huge fan of the Jonas bros. A huge J bros fan.

The Uninvited looks like such a fuckin reames movie.

by S.K Rango January 24, 2009

reamteam

a group of bisexual men who like to plunder each others booty only after racing cars.

Andy was the captain of the reamteam because his miata exemplified the bisexual nature of the club.

by seth kirk October 22, 2008

Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.

Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014