Read Rage

When someone continues reading the next paragraph in a hurry to prevent the next person from reading. Usually when a group is reading together.

John: "And that's what started the Civil War."
Chase: *Deep breath before reading*
John: "But we can further analyze the incident with..."
Chase: Wow John has read rage.

by SpinBang March 8, 2007

Read all about it

When someone is being not just extra, but " EXTRA EXRTA" dramatic about a situation.

You need to calm down Keri, you are being so "Read all about it"

by SirK1784 April 24, 2019

read and write

cockney for a "fight"

i would have gotten here sooner, but i got caught up in a read and write.

by marcus price December 1, 2004

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 3, 2008

Read a Magazine

The performance, or planned performance, anticipation of performance of having mind blowing sex to the point of you questioning if it really did happen. Almost like innocently sitting down and reading a magazine.

Symptoms: you lose 30 minutes to an hour of your time, track of time, you limbs feel like they are going to fall off, you can't stand properly, question if it really happened, but your mind thinks you sat down to read a magazine.

When she sat on the couch in front of him, her mind was already getting ready to read a magazine.

Get ready to read a magazine baby, as I have a feeling as soon as you are infront of me I will be getting to read.

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009

read and check

Telling someone about themselves and letting them know their place.

Girl, Shonna tried to come at me for speaking my mind and so I had to read and check that bitch.

by mynameizphil December 29, 2016

read a magazine

code for smoking marijuana

yo, let's read a magazine

by Varna August 16, 2006