Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.

This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!

by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011

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Cunt-rash

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.

'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'

by Penis Butter August 11, 2006

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shrimp rash

The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.

Damn, check them shrimp rashin' fools playing volleyball!

by Jorge Aviles June 22, 2006

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head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time

Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night

by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

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A Bad Rash

1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.

2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.

My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.

I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

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