texan rancher

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.

1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.

by AsianEyez March 22, 2009

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

rancher

An outcast. A social leper. A person shunned from society.

In high school, that guy was a total rancher.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

jolly rancher

1) a delicious tangy fruit candy
2) a really nasty breakfast meat
3) a gay pirate
4) when you take a poop and you dont wipe good enough and little balls of crap are stuck yto your ass hair... then a girl gives you dome later that night and she gots some little turds in her mouth. The little turds are the jolly ranchers.

The jolly rancher sucked mad dick and his breath smells like jololy ranchers so he ate a jolly rancher and then went to the breakfast tabe to cook some jolly ranchers.

by fatrancher March 27, 2003

jolly rancher

lamer; homosexual

er1c is a jolly rancher.

by hacker February 22, 2003

rancher

1)The act of molesting a sheep and or goat
2) Jolly Rancher "candy" Almost eaten by people who smoke weed.

Damn foo you be sick ass gettin' yo rancher on wid dat goat.

Lets go get some smoke on and eat jolly ranchers. Na man sall good I have cheetos. Candy is bad fo yo teeths

by Rancher June 18, 2003

Rancher

A person who makes a living off raising foster kids who never plans to adopt them. They use them as personal servents just to replace them when their state aid ends.

Yeah see that weird kid over there... He's being raised by a RANCHER.

by Smutty Ruckspen October 22, 2014