Joshua Reed

That cuck we all know, who has a cancerous group of friends and secretly has a crush on Sally.

You're a real Joshua Reed.

by SalamanderFFA November 7, 2016

Hailey Reed

Hailey Reed is a literal ball of sunshine who deserves all the love in the world. She's always there to comfort you when you need her and is super sweet. Everyone wishes they had a Hailey Reed, but she's off limits because she belongs to only one person. She's very loyal and caring and just perfect in every meaning of the word. Overall she's just complete wifey material.

I hope to marry Hailey Reed one day.
Malachi wishes he could be with hailey reed.
Hailey Reed likes galaxies.

by galaxytits September 27, 2017

Gummed Up The Reed

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

radio raped

The process in which a radio station over plays a song so much that you want to shoot yourself and anyone in earshot whenever it comes on.

Dude, I swear to Christ, they radio raped Spoon Man so bad.
If i I hear it one more time I am going to rip off my own nuts and shove them in my ears!

by phynias November 16, 2006

Reedle

1.) a female with an attractive face but overweight. 2.) a woman with a think middle, ample chest, and large posterior. 3.) an uber fat woman on the side of the road or on tv that would only be attractive to reed

"Damn, she'd be hot if she lost 30lbs"
"Yeah shes definitely a Reedle"

by A very concerned friend March 19, 2008

Raees

Raees means rich and wealthy

He is very raees

by Queen123456780 February 7, 2010

bum raped

Where you get raped, but in the ass hole instead.

" oh my god.. i got bum raped last night"

by Spike April 29, 2004