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Jersey Rotisserie

A 3some where the woman is on her hands and knees between two guys. One has his dick in her mouth, one has his dick in her ass or pussy. Looks like a pig on a rotisserie. Could be a fat chick but doesn't have to be.
She got herself into a Jersey Rotisserie again with those two last night
by Shockaa December 11, 2014
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c/d ratio

chick/dick ratio
the number of girls divided by the number guys in party/outing/group

guys like it more than one.
guy A: Dude do u wanna go hiking tomorrow, a group of friends from work are going.

guy B: what's the c/d ratio?

guy A: more than one

guy B: I'm there!
by barneystinsen March 19, 2011
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Grade-to-Effort Ratio

A wonderful ratio that shows how hard you must try in high school in order to virtually keep the same grade, as you would normally. This is perfect to lazy people, as colleges will see a 98 and 93% as the same: an A. If someone must try their ass off to hold a 98 percent, and let's say they put in a 10/10 effort. The grade to effort ratio is 9.8. However, if the same kid does a half ass job and still gets a 93%, lower but still an A, their grade to effort ratio will be rougly 93/5 = 18.6, much higher.

The same holds true for GPA. Let's say someone has a 3.9 and tries to the maximum (10/10), the grade to effort ratio will be 3.9
Let's say their friend has a 3.7 and they didn't do shit all year (6/10), the grade to effort ratio is 6.2

The thing is, it is exponentially harder to achieve just a few percent higher, yet if you suddenly stop trying hard, your grade will barely drop. I don't recommend this if you're teetering between a B+ and an A- for example, but if you have an 86, and try your ass off, you could do half ass work and still get an 84, the same result.

This does not work for everyone but many people can relate to how they have to bust a nut just to increase their grade by 1 percent, and how they can maintain their current grade with half the effort.
Joey and Brandon, two high school kids of similar academic aptitudes...

Brandon - "Yo Joe, whats ur GPA, I have a 3.68 and i'm busting my ass to do it"

Joe - "Ha, you try-hard, I have a 3.65 and i'm just chilling in all my classes"

Brandon- "Well i'm still doing better"

Joe - "But is it worth staying up all night studying, missing practice, and having no friends? Just for an extra 0.03 percent?

Brandon - "Yeah I guess dude, no matter how hard I try, I can't break the 3.7 barrier;I figure if I just jack off the rest of the year, I"ll basically get the same grade"

Joe - "Exactly, increase your Grade-to-Effort Ratio, its not worth the extra 0.03 points to not have a life."
by The One Wise Man June 13, 2013
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sci-fi rotica

Sci fi movies and books with an overt sexual titalation componet to the plot or characters

Ie: twilight, underworld, game of thrones, true blood. Or any sci fi themed xxx movie.
That movie turned me on, it was hardcore sci-fi rotica!
by Yonstermonster December 3, 2014
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pasta:salad ratio

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.
Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.
by Welshyyy April 11, 2016
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litty to titty ratio

When something is given a ratio of littys and tittys, littys being good whilst tittys being bad
Man: woah look at that dog doing backflips

Women: that’s really cool! What do you think the litty to titty ratio is tho?
Man: about 13 to 2
by RoboRob924 October 30, 2017
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K/D ratio

A way to measure how many kills one gets every death
Bro I can’t ever beat Hitlers K/D ratio! It’s 6,000,000 to 1!
by Dre da biatch October 24, 2018
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