Roodle

A rude poodle

Wow, your a real roodle for eating my couch again Doodle.

by Doodleowner84 October 21, 2021

Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.

Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.

by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021

rofflecake

What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.

Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.

Guy 2: Sweet

by Fnovd April 25, 2006

roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

by in_the_depths July 19, 2007

Redneck Roofies

a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.

Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.

by DJPK February 7, 2009

roffles

what scooby doo has for breakfast

"Raggy ri rant rome roffles"

by Alicia Summer July 26, 2005

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005