A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family
by HelpImHavingAStroke January 20, 2024
A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.
"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"
"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
by fresheneesz December 22, 2023
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
by Guy O May 10, 2014
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2022
"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015