Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.

On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.

by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022

Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.

Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?

by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017

Restaurant Host

A restaurant host has quite the responsibility. If you answer the questions correctly, hosting will be your calling.

A restaurant host...

by Hatima August 9, 2025

restaurant knees

Fatigue and constant pain in the knees from repetitive movement, and frequently bending down.

Not sure how i'm gonna survive this shift, my restaurant knees are killing me, got any ibuprofin?

by Cooksense March 17, 2023

Restaurant Train

A lesbian sex act where 3* or more females form a type of chain, also known as a "train", so the middle participants are "eating out" while at the same time getting "eaten out".

(Note that the "caboose" only eats out, while the "locomotive" only gets eaten out. For some trains, the "coupling" may be easiest when the position of each particpant alternates between crawling on all fours and laying on one's back.)

* It should also be noted that the "caboose" does not strictly need to be female.

After a boozy night of drinking together, Tiffany, Chastity, Divinity, Taylor, and Madison decided to eat out in a Restaurant Train. All aboard!

by cyberpimp2 November 9, 2022

Sex Restaurant

A Sex Restaurant is a long-lost cousin of a more popular facility, the Sex Store. A Sex Restaurant can do many things such as sex chocolate for dessert, hookers pole dancing in the middle of the restaurant, or viagra mints when you get your bill!

Me and Bob lost our virginity to Leni the hooker down by the sex restaurant! We were 60.

by ChickenChocker69 October 26, 2024