quaffing

Its like drinking, but you spill more.

With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!

by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

quirft

Pronounced: "qwa-er-ffed" or the way it's spelled

The utter BEING of awsomeness. The word you use when there wasn't a word for how awsome something was before. At last! Only use when something is just so amazing that you had to find this word just to say it. You can finally say all that emotion in just one word: quirft

Before: Oh my gosh! You'r shirt is too cool for words! Ugh, I wish I had a word for it.
After: Oh my gosh!! You'r shirt is like sooooo quirft! Yes!! I've got a word that explains how too cool it is for words!

by Megan and Katie the quirft <3 January 18, 2008

quiffe

A quiffe is a sound that generates from a womans vagina doing sexual intercourse. The sound occurs when the amount of lubrication starts to deminish and air gets trapped as the penis enters in and out causing a "farting" sound
pussy, sex, fart,

Her pussy let out a quiffe after he pulled his dick out.

by Ndygo May 30, 2007

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003

Quief

The involuntary release of compressed air from the vagina resultiong from penile piston like pumping of intercourse. A.K.A. Pussy fart.

I pounded her pussy so hard she will quief for a week.

by Quiefmaster Keith June 23, 2003

quiefchips

crunchy..slightly sour chips created when quiefs are frequent enough to produce combustion and bake nearby potato slices

after intercourse the couple sat down for a movie, and a hot bowl of quiefchips

by quiefyquarfquarf June 3, 2009

Quief Locker

1) An insult usually directed towards a girl.

OR

2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.

After two weeks of dating, Jessica finally gave in and let me get some, its a shame i had to kick her ass out after she dropped her jeans and i got a whiff of her Quief Locker!

by ScottyKnew March 19, 2011