woman trap question

A question to which there is no correct answer

"Was she prettier?"
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"

Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."

by Sid P May 1, 2007

seal question

A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.

"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"

by daj198 January 26, 2010

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

next question

a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question

"What have you done for T.O., besides get him kicked off the Eagles?"
*T.O. smirks*
"Next Question!"

How many people have you slept with?
Next Question!

This thong isn't mine; whose is it?!
Next Question!

Hi! How's it going?
Next Question!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

gotcha question

A simple and straightforward interrogative expression posed to a person who is perceived to have intelligence but upon answering is proven otherwise.

If you ask what type of newspapers you read, then I just asked you a gotcha question.
ex.
What types of newspapers do you read?
How do you spell your name?

by deathpanelist1 November 27, 2011

That's a clown question, bro.

1. An utterance emitted by Washington Nationals rookie phenom Bryce Harper, June 12, 2012, to a Toronto reporter press conference who asked if Harper was going to take advantage of Canada's legal drinking age after his home run in a win over the Blue Jays and if so what his preferred brand of beer would be.

2. A phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"

"What the-----? That's a clown question, bro."

by Baseball1234567890 December 18, 2012

Parsa Question

The question which is asked by an intellectual individual named Parsa. It is mostly used for very special questions. Very hated by Vocal teachers.

Omg guys it's another Parsa Question. Said Ms.Dalamba.

by Parsen September 17, 2019