Black Swan Problem

A strange and out-of-control hairstyle which has literally taken on a life of its own. Results from too long without having a haircut, characterized by unsettling feeling overcoming bystanders. A Black Swan Problem may or may not have the ability to exercise mind control over the "wearer" and invariably causes a vacant and confused look in the eyes. Although difficult to describe, one is immediately aware when they are in the presence of a Black Swan Problem.

Wow Barge, I realize I haven't seen you in a while, but that is some Black Swan Problem you are rockin.

Jesus, if you know what is good for all of us, you will get that Black Swan Problem tamed before it achieves world domination!

by Birdman529 February 5, 2010

Madagascar Problem

In the game pandemic II, where the disease fails to infect madagascar because the area shuts down their one shipyard so quickly.

I lost pandemic II 3 times in a row due to the stupid madagascar problem

by djfis May 4, 2009

nasal problem

A cocaine addiction. A problem with not being able to keep snorting cocaine up your nasal cavity.

He helped us out getting stuff done, all we had to do was help him with his nasal problem.

by jimlikesthesweetcorn October 13, 2017

White Boys With Health Problems

W.B.W.H.P. is a gang operating in the pacific north west that was started by a man who had numerous life threatening ailments due to his parents who had poisoned and neglected him. He has been described as a transvestite from the 1980's. He had originally become a white nationalist after seeing a picture of a white man whos genitals were mutilated by a Mexican drug cartel. Word on the street is that he will put an end to all anti white groups. Stay tuned...

Dam shun dat muddaphuckin White Boys With Health Problems aint no joke. Dey be on tha rize yo.

by SavannahAfrica January 31, 2020

I got mine, what's your problem?

Making sure you got what you need without a concern for others, especially if you are the boss.

Leeza got a nice big ice cream cone in front of the troops working hard digging her shelter. When the troopers looked at her, she scoffed "I got mine, what's your problem?"

by Jack Vice April 14, 2009

Dog Problems

An awesome record by The Format

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.

by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010

somebody else's problem

(n.) a device which allows you to render an object invisible if no one expects it to be there, as seen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."

by three newtons February 16, 2004