Plonkence

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Plonk Boots

An absolute bot at video games who has a .2 kd

Lmao look at that bot. It must be plonk boots

by Plinkdorito December 7, 2020

Peloncha

The word originates from Spanish, used as an insult to describe a bald miserable fuck. Usually equipped with a beard. A derogatory term, usually not spoken in front of the person it’s being used against.

Oraaa pelonchas what’s for lunch!?

by Niggadetailer5 March 21, 2022

Aiden Antonio Plonka

A complete stone bag, AAP is the type of guy to rip your whopper 22 times in a row. Also AAP thinks that waterbeds are cool. Although he is sometimes cool he really is just drunk or high

Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka

by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi February 4, 2018

Plonched

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

ploned

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.

Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"

by libkeiser February 27, 2009

Phylonic

The feeling you receive after you've past the furthest marijuana 'high' known to man. You man only reach this by smoking large quantities of only the finest sativa. When you reach this point, you will be unable to walk, have a sense of perfect harmony, have vivid audial and visual hallucinations, and sometimes even unable to speak. This feeling may last for many, MANY hours. This is one of the best feelings in life.

Person one- "Dude, I got so lifted yesterday that I found myself staring at my sink for 20-30 minutes, wondering why. I felt like I teleported and found my self laying on my bedroom floor pretending to be a flake of dandruff."
Person two- "Woah, you became phylonic"

by Just Keep calm and get HIGH August 4, 2012