putee

an easier word for computer

adam: 3 second rule haha!
katy: I want my putee back :(

by Katy-love January 25, 2007

pute

(PYEW-tuh) French for "whore," but is often used as an interjection, like "shit!" or "fuck!."
Rolls off the tongue better than "putain" (pyew-TEHH), which is essentially the same word.

Pute, j'ai ratté l'examen!
Shit/fuck, I failed the test!

by catherinelareine September 2, 2009

puter

What you use to do work after you eat your samiches.

Hey James, you gonna go play puter?

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Pute

Shooters word for whore.

Look at that sexy pute over there!

by mike April 6, 2005

Puteershimts

Any general reaction to anything that happens in a daily basis. There is no limit with this one, folks.

::alarm clock goes off:: AAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::won tickets to the local zoo:: AWWWWWWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::found a good deal on a tobleron at the supermarket:: OOOHHHHH PUTEERSHMITS!

::Spandau Ballet suddenly comes on the radio:: AAAAAAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005

Puterbaugh

When an individual is emphatic about Feta cheese and considers themselves an expert.

Yeah I had no Idea Ben was such a Puterbaugh- He started freaking out at the restaurant.

Yea Andrew constantly has Feta on hand... what a Puterbaugh

by lilBspoon June 6, 2011

Pute

A sweet peaceful melody

I'm not a brute, dude
Just a mute with a cute lute
Throwing cute lute putes

by CyrinPlays December 5, 2018