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Puppy Killer 

The heartless and extremely one dimensional character in a movie that is so mean and evil or dickish, that you can't help but hate him. He is also often characterized as the killer or abuser of beautiful and defenseless wives & girlfriends and innocent children, or the dick boyfriend of the leading lady that you cannot for the life of you, figure out why she's with him.

He either dies near the end of the movie in a very sadistic and creative way at the hands of the the good guy, or he is humiliated in front of his peers and those he's wronged. In either case he is such an asshole that his form of death or humiliation has given the writers an easy out to give the audience something to cheer and feel good about.
Colonel Quaritich proved himself to be the Puppy Killer in the movie, Avatar, when he started the extermination of the peaceful planet loving Na'vis on Pandora.

It was revealed that Zack, in Wedding Crashers, was the Puppy Killer, when he bragged about his sexual conquests behind his girlfriend Claire's back and how he was using her just to advance his political career.
Puppy Killer by Sidbo January 5, 2010

puppy water 

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water
mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water
puppy water by bigballswag365 December 2, 2015

puppy eyes 

When an animal or person tilts their head and somehow gives the effect of adorable, big, puppy eyes. It can make people say yes since they can't resist the cuteness. Most people can do it with a little bit of makeup.
I have to give ice cream to my sister since she gave me the 'puppy eyes' look.

puppy guarding 

When a person guards a "safe" or "base" spot during a game of tag, forcing the person at the base to get tagged when they come out.
"Hey, thats not fair, no puppy guarding!"
puppy guarding by Daniela K October 29, 2006

puppy test 

When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.
Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"

Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."
puppy test by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."