Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

puking ina

The smell of your mothers vagina expressed in a vulgar way in tagalog

what's that smell? it's your puking ina!

by LesPussyCat November 3, 2013

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 3, 2004

Pucking

A word used to replace fucking.
If you are a holy roller what you say to not get in trouble.
Pucking, Puck, Pucker it all works

Did you see that pucking itch. God I mean I really hate her she's such a pucking moron!

by Lil'LemonSqueeze December 12, 2008

Pucking Fwn't

A very tiny, tiny fad on LUE2.com. It is used as a substitution for "Fucking Pwn't" Which is an alteration of "Fucking Pwned" which is an alteration of "Fucking Owned".

Dude! You were Pucking Fwn't!

by TheSlyder November 29, 2004

pinking

The act of going out and trying to pull young teenage girls (i.e. a pinky)

"Hey Dave what you doing tonight?"

"I'm out pinking again!"

"Your gonna get yourself arrested for that shit"

by the stevenson September 29, 2006

punting

When the woman and the man in the relationship swap rolls during sex, the woman uses a strap on, and the man takes it up the pooper.

"DAYYUM, I walked in on Sally Punting Danny, I threw up a little in my mouth."

by bananaphonedododo May 26, 2009