present🎁

Present a conceling box that gives you a urge to open but once you do it is not what you wanted damn presnents to hell.
Present = real life loot boxes

Mom: I got you a present.
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

by Yoyner with lootbox June 26, 2019

Presentation Boy

A cock-sucking battyman that does jack off to bird shit cause they hopeless, they are the beta version of Naparima College and does get doubles without barra and aloo-pie without aloo they like toti more than roti and would happily fuck yuh fadda for you

Watch dat kakahole Presentation Boy

by I go bulla yuh bamsee March 20, 2021

The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

by milimo June 11, 2011

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007

presentate

to present, according to Heather.

Heather: "god, i really don't want to presentate in english today."

by baketucci May 16, 2011

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

Michael Vick present

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.

I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010