1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block
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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block
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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
Get the shaved poon mug.When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
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n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.
Also v. int.: to plooney
Also v. int.: to plooney
by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004
Get the plooney mug.He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.
The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.
Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.
Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.
Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.
Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008
Get the poon magnet mug.A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.
Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"
by worms4lyfez April 2, 2011
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Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
by ahirebet June 10, 2010
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X: Mayte, I totally banged your ex last night!
Y: Did you use rubber?
X: Hell no mayte!
Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!
Y: Did you use rubber?
X: Hell no mayte!
Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!
by Nearchow November 24, 2011
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