Promise

Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies

Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.

Two weeks later -

Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.

by !emoXvampire! June 8, 2009

promised neverland

best anime ever. its not gay like naruto

jerry:i like naruto
norman:frik u promised neverland is better

by Jungterssssss December 12, 2019

A "Nature's Promise"

The execution of an extremely satisfying bowel movement. A wholesome dump.

Dawg, after the chowing down at that churrasco, I needed to let go of a "nature's promise". Feeling ten pounds lighter.

by Beef401 January 12, 2022

Promiscuous Surrender

Event that occurs when senior management sets up a company for sale, and races to sell it to anyone as fast as possible, so that they can paid out on a change-of-control clause in their employment contracts. Antonym of, or opposite of, a Hostile Takeover. Commonly executed by incompetent senior management in over their heads in terms of business challenges.

Our CEO, a supposedly good salesman, could not increase sales during his six year stint, so he cut costs and performed a promiscuous surrender so he could score a $50 million payout for himself. And we are not getting bonuses this year. What a flaming asshole.

by plresults October 26, 2011

primitive rock n roll

a musical genre which combines trash, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and punk; mostly low-fi recorded; themes sex, drugs, rock n roll, horror, movies, trash. mostly played by one or two man bands;

e.g.: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

primitive rock n roll: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

by Rockabilly1983 January 27, 2012

party profit

any money or free shit made solely from the remnants of a massive (drunken) party. lost wallets, 50 bucks worth of bottle refunds, clothes, etc.

that's some sick party profit man

by jewish party-thrower July 9, 2010

Promiscuity

1) The activity/condition of engaging in sexual acts with many partners, often during the same time periods.

2) Indiscriminate mixture or hodgepodge.

1) The average American has had 14 sexual partners in their lifetime? The high level of promiscuity in America today is just disturbing.

2) There were so many images splashed together everywhere I couldn't make anything out in the promiscuity of it all.

by Axiomatic June 25, 2009