Professor Michael Prince 

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

Professor Michael Prince by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Professor Thanos 

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

Professor Thanos by nolandc October 4, 2019

professor_kilroy 

When is a professor not a professor, but still a teacher at heart? When does the phrase "Kilroy Was Here" refer to a 1983 progressive rock album and not the caricature of a person peeking over a wall dating from the 1940s?

"Hey, have you been to any of professor_kilroy's classes? I heard that he's working on becoming a certified instructor. Also has been known to stream on Twitch from time to time."

professor_kilroy by anonymous August 16, 2021

Professor Dumbass 

A smol bud in Philza Minecrafts discord server. Known for there lore and being funny. They are a non beany bi friend of Da Birbs and are amazing.

Look there its Professor Dumbass

Professor Dumbass by Da fucking birb January 7, 2022

Professor Huang 

The name of the student in class who tries to pay attention but cannot do it effectively. They have good grades that they don't deserve due to mercy of their teacher.

Professor Huang! What are you doing?

Professor Huang by ETHICAL IMPERATIVE March 7, 2022

Professor Yolo 

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.

Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.

Professor Yolo by Handily69420 March 16, 2022

professor rawdogger 

A person who exclusively rawdogs professors.

“It says “professor rawdogger” in his Tinder bio.”
“Swipe right!”

professor rawdogger by rave vietnam April 13, 2022