Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
by TMV February 17, 2006
"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
by Ally Walker May 25, 2007
procrastinating because of masturbating
by blackbluerose November 20, 2010
to waste time pleasuring yourself
by MAKATTACK234 October 14, 2009
The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
by Napoleon Hangover July 14, 2009
Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...
Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.
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Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.
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by DbZ_smash May 08, 2010
To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.
1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
by dunebug October 09, 2010