Procrastinate

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

by icanttype May 5, 2018

go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

Blast Processing

1. The second to last level in Geometry Dash
2. A song by Waterflame that corresponds with aforementioned level

I just passed Blast Processing about 10 minutes ago, and you're barely passing Polargeist!

by SetYourFunOnFire July 25, 2015

Sensory processing disorder

Also known as being soft or picky. In times of extreme hunger or famine those with sensory processing disorder often disappear. This can be seen in cases such as the Irish Potato Famine or with poor children in Africa.

I don’t eat calamari unless it’s fried because I have a sensory processing disorder.

by Gg5863 January 28, 2020

procrasintatory

Some people think this word is used when people mean procrastinatory. But "some people" don't know how sitting in Gelman at 3:00 in the morning fries the brain.

These are little rays of procrasintatory sunshine.

by Antigone de la Gelman December 26, 2008

procrapsinate

the act of holding in shit when you really have too.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.

guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks

by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010

Procrastigame

To procrastinate via video games.

Man, I procrastingamed so bad today I didn't get shit done.

Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.

by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011