Jeep Prison

When a person finds that even with plastic windows and a cloth top they can find no way out of their vehicle, due to confusion, inebriation or fear.

"Maybe he got so drunk he crawled into his car and found himself in a jeep prison."

by Slap Talon Judo September 16, 2011

Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.

Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.

by Realitea August 10, 2016

prison puppy

A newbie prisoner, someone who has never been inside before.

You can usually pick out the prison puppy right away; he is the one with terror in his eyes, holding tightly onto his stuff, standing apart from everybody else and backed up against the chain link fence at the far end of the holding cage.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

prison bitch

when guys in jail don't see any girls in years, they get desparate. They fight with their cellmates, and the winner gets to fuck the other in the ass. Often the bitch has to dress and act like a girl.

Big Bubba made his cellmate his bitch.

by Joe February 11, 2003

Prison Industrial Complex

The Prison Industrial Complex is a system situated at the intersection of government and private interest. It uses prisons as a solution to social, political and economic problems. It includes human rights violations, the death penalty, slave labor, policing, courts, the media, political prisoners and the elimination of dissent.

The Prison Industrial Complex is just another way the government and corporations are fucking America up!

by The Booty Warrior May 23, 2011

prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."

The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.

by BxMuscle January 18, 2004

Pricone

mostly sexy or anything of the appealing type, usually italian with skin as smooth as velvet and people who know how to cook well and make bubbly cheese on people.

Tony: Get the canolies!!
Ronny: Mama mia you over cooked the raviolies!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Look at those two sexy italian pricones!!

by ilikegiraffes March 7, 2009