breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

thin privilege

A made up concept by fat people who would rather dedicate their energy to trying to bend society to their will than running on the treadmill.

Fatty 1 (eating tub of ice cream): I wish guys would look at me like they look at (thin coworker) Becky
Fatty 2: There's nothing you can do about it hon it's just thin privilege (finishing Big Mac)

by nerdydigger July 16, 2019

Saving Private Ryan Rule

When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.

Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?

No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.

Oh, right.

by Get.Big. August 7, 2009

Private James Ryan

Completely and utterly physically uncoordinated

Private James Ryan drove into a church.

by Ryan Speir November 1, 2011

Privilege Exhaustion

The feeling of guilt for having so much when you know others have so little and it wears you out and causes anxiety.

I just bought a new Tesla and on the radio it was talking about underprivileged children. I felt bad about spending so much money on a car when children were starving it caused privilege exhaustion

by CoachzinBC September 24, 2021

Bama privilege

The way that Alabama Football program has the entire SEC in their pocket. For example The SEC OFFICE - IN ALABAMA, REPLAY - IN ALABAMA, CHECKS FOR REFS - IN ALABAMA TOM RITTER ( head of replay officials for the SEC Conference) - IN ALABAMA, SEC HQ STAFF - IN ALABAMA. This Allows for constant bias in officiating in most Alabama football games. also called Alabama Privilege.

Did you see how they suspended Devin White from LSU for the 1st half of the Bama game? "yeah, he didn't even make helmet to helmet contact. It was Bama Privilege."

by SECknowledge October 22, 2018