presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

Presentational Plagarism

Stealing ideas or pictures for one's presentation without giving credit to the original source. The same as plagarism, but doing it in a presentation.

When he cited zero his sources in his speech, he committed presentational plagarism.

by Holden A. Schlong April 20, 2009

New Year's present

A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.

John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."

by hillary2016 December 29, 2012

Presents

Cocaine (UK slang)

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.

by David Cameron's Little Finger April 18, 2015

presence

To weight over 200 pounds. Presence is having the physical attributes to be recognized everywhere you go.

When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.

I benched 285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing 185.

How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs brown hornet.

by tone bone January 26, 2007

presentated

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear

Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"

by aminja November 10, 2008

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005