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pretzel

a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...
you see tom wallich the other day?

no, why?

he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!
by snufelupagus April 1, 2008
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pretzel dick

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1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.
His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)
by trilasonet September 30, 2005
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie
These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.
by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007
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pretzel fart

A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006
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Prezident

A name that black people can refer to each other as instead of "nigga". It originated when the United States inaugurated black president Obama, yet the word is spelled with a "z" to give it more hood flare, ya dig?
Gangsta to another Gangsta: Sup prezident?
by duchahhhme May 11, 2009
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Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?
by Pritt May 18, 2013
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Wetzels Pretzel

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011
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