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Pre-Slice

Using the penis in an up-and-down motion to separate the labia majora/minora (AKA pussylips AKA meat curtains AKA chewed up bubble gum) to help facilitate insertion. Works best when the vagina has been pre-moistened to avoid dry rub.
I was bangin this 66-year old chick last night...bitch was so dry I had to spit on her pussy and pre-slice for 3 minutes!
by 415kevinM July 29, 2013
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pre-Covidian

A term used to describe the historical period prior to COVID-19.
I dream almost every night of pre-Covidian times!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020
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pre-Friday

The day occurring before Friday, also known as Thursday. Known as a subtle way to slip the word Friday into an otherwise sucktastic day.
1: Today's pre-Friday, can I get a woot woot?!

2: We still have school on Friday, you know that right?
by prettydangflyy May 20, 2008
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PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome

PBS

PBS is short for Pre Birthday Syndrome, A variation from the "PMS" (Pre menstrual syndrome) but in this case any gender could be affected.

Depression and other symptoms that may differ depends of the person, avoiding people, avoiding making plans for that day, avoiding celebrate it, and feel as miserable as you can. Being dramatic and impossible for those who actually want to celebrate it with you while you avoiding any kind of celebration drawing in your own crap!

A time to look back and think of all the things that went wrong in your life, everything you didnt accomplish an all that type of things.
Anna is have PBS, Pre Birthday Syndrome again this year, she just doesnt wanna go dancing!

I would be PBSing this week, please dont call me till my birthday is over, I am viction of PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome
by deathlylover January 18, 2012
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Pre-Game

Activity that is DRINKING BEFORE DRINKING. Usually to drink before going out to a club or party. Sometimes the reason for pre-gaming is to get a buzz started before arriving at the destination, and sometimes to spend less money trying to obtain a drunken state at the bar or club. You don't even have to change locations to consider it a pre-game. It could be getting a couple drinks in before your friends arrive at your house to drink. But it always is drinking before an event that includes drinking. You can pre-game by yourself or gathering with friends. But the gathering must change in order to count the initial gathering as a pre-game. Such as the group of you going out after the pre-game. It is not pre-gaming if you get together to drink and do not change something such as A)location or B)several members of the group. That is just extra drinking time.
1) Let's pre-game before going out, I don't have enough money to get drunk at the bar unless we do.

2) I must have pre-gamed too hard last night because I didn't even stay out til midnight, I was too drunk and had to go home.

3) Yeah, we're going to be late, we're going to pre-game first. See you there afterwards, have a shot waiting for me!

4) Hey guys welcome, yeah, I had a bad day so I pre-gamed while I waited for you. Have a drink, try to catch up. :)

5) We'll meet you at the club in a half hour, I'm at Lisha's right now, we're pre-gaming first.

6) I don't think I'll pre-game with you guys tonight, I've got to work early and don't want to get too drunk tonight, but I'll still meet you there for a drink or two.
by Dicesha May 6, 2009
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pre-tugging

The act of masturbating before going out on a date in hopes of lasting longer while having sex.
My roommates showers always last longer right before he goes out on a date. He must be pre-tugging it in there.
by Oliver Frutsenberries November 23, 2010
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pre-sleep wank

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
by kooni June 28, 2007
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