exam prayer

Any of the many prayers students utter/speak/think before entering an exam. Generally most often found in colleges during finals and midterms by students looking for some kind of divine intervention on these crucial tests.

Sample Exam Prayers:

Oh god help me, I forgot to study, please answer each question for me and make sure it's correct!

I have studied hard and did my best, but for those parts in which I lack, please guide me.

As I lay my pen to pad,
I forget all answers that I had.
So if you want me to trust your name
You'll do me good, and play this game.
Answer each question and make me pass
Or I'll be back next year in this class.
And I'll switch to Hindu out of spite
Cause Buddah will answer questions right!

by Mitch Chez February 23, 2007

Prayer Warrior

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.

And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.

by TheThinkingMan August 31, 2013

Livin' on a Prayer

In reference to the Bon Jovi song which is widely played by cover bands in bars predominantly in New Jersey and Philadelphia. Most widely covered during the summer season at the Jersey Shore. A phrase used to describe a person who is too old to be hanging out in the same bars with the young crowd each night when they should have moved on in life. Someone who is clinging to the lifestyle of a highschool graduate or college student.

Although all of his friends are now working full time and are married, Mike is still livin' on a prayer every weekend.

by DGF678 May 5, 2009

Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020

The Prayer

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.

by Jimboozie October 30, 2003

Prayer

The most hypocritical way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you thanks GOD that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the rescue.

Praying for someone that has disappeared to be found back instead of going for help

by Roger Lemaitre July 26, 2004