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daddy prawn

an annoying, depressed and obsessive person who won't leave you alone when you tell him to go away.

Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.
"I hate life. I hate everyone. Everyone hates me. I have no friends, i must do my maths homework. Awwwwellll, shit happens".

"shut up daddy prawn"
by bob May 13, 2005
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prawn dick

Jamie's got a prawn dick
by TheycallmeSTEVE May 20, 2016
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free prawn

by prawner October 22, 2003
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Prawn Willy

The strong resemblence of a male penis to a prawn. The size ratio is often 1:1 and sometimes can be confused with a King Prawn Willy which are extremely rare to find. The pinkish, wrinkly outer skin of a prawn displays similar characteristics of a males foreskin and the arched, horse shoe like bend of the prawn resembles the natural hanging position of a prawn willy.
"Wow, he has a small willy, looks bit like a prawn to me."
"Yea thats definitely a prawn willy!"
by Flanners87 May 13, 2009
mugGet the Prawn Willymug.

prawn fingers

To have the prawniest fingers of them all
Damn those are some dank prawn fingers
by Big jone October 19, 2017
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prawn ring

Slang word for a woman's vagina.
The Iceland delivery man told my mum he wouldn't mind a bit of her prawn ring.
by Chenko of Smeg November 24, 2019
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PRAWN JUICING

Prawn juicing is when a guy gives his girl the g-spot while he opens his mouth to her pee hole, then he consume all of her fluid. AKA sea water.
For my girlfriends birthday, i gave her a good prawn juicing ;)
by CAPS July 4, 2016
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