Potting

When a gay man bends down in front of his partner, defalcates and the partner manipulates the feces into sculptures of shapes

Ben is going potting again at the local Potting Shed

by YAMAMM June 7, 2019

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022

Potterism-69

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018

potterin

Doing dull jobs around the house, but not everyday chores.....like cleaning the drawers, dusting under a carpet, etc.

Julia is at home potterin about cleaning under the rugs.

by Teddy B. April 11, 2008

Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult

Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you

by peterguan February 12, 2020