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Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.
"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"
by swerve the bird April 8, 2008
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Surge-Protection

The act of retreating from a discussion on 4e D&D not because of points, but because of the lack of desire to discuss the nature of HP and healing surges as being non-magical and based off of the energy/morale/fatigue understanding of HP.
"So we were talking about classes, and someone brought up how they felt like the cleric was gimped because now everybody had magical healing. I decided I needed some surge-protection, and went to look at the WotC site instead."
by Braro April 11, 2008
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active undercarriage rust protection

Marketing-speak for a chronic oil leak on your automobile - generally one that takes more effort to fix than the car is worth. Comes standard on most General Motors products since the early 60s, as well as Saab 900 series.
Click: Dude have you seen that grease spot on your inner fender?
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.
by Buick Roadmaster June 5, 2011
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Always use protection

Wear a fucking condom when you have sex or you’ll end up wiping baby’s arses your whole life.
by alwaysuseprotection March 31, 2021
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protection

Regulations are not protection.
by Urban Dictionary Staff March 2, 2004
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Dumbledore Protection

Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
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Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!
Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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