Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 08, 2020

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020

Poseidon's RimJob

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.

Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!

by Quiry January 03, 2023

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2021

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 04, 2021

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 02, 2019

poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.

Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.

by crushnsandos July 27, 2023