2 definitions by Quiry

Poseidon's RimJob

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.

Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!

by Quiry January 3, 2023

Manpussy

A man's rectum so messed up by penetration that it now resembles a female's vagina.

WARNING! Do not google it.

"You got a tight little manpussy on you don't ya? It stinks, nice and good"

by Quiry August 2, 2022