Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023

Poseidon

Josh Moskowitz is the God Poseidon

holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!

by Hooban Mo November 24, 2021

Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.

That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse

by Lil Payne September 27, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.

The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.

by naked jen November 2, 2018

Poseidon Studios

An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time

Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?

Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill

by Poseidon Studios September 23, 2022

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020