porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 05, 2010

alex porter

A dumbass kid from paw patrol

I fucking hate alex porter

by That One Bitch who Draws July 18, 2021

Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

by Iamtheking13 March 15, 2016

Imogen Porter

A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!

Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.

awesome Imogen Porter

by Blooper64 December 09, 2013

Joe Porter

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 09, 2020

Porter Poop

-to take a shit in a porter potty

I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!

by cheeseanddijon June 02, 2010