Pootard

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

poputard

Someone that's a freakin' retard towards popular culture.

Brian: WTF does "emo" mean. Cory: You, you fucking poputard.

by Liqiud April 29, 2007

Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

Pottard

A person obsessed with the Harry Potter franchise. A harry potter fangirl.

Damn, Abby is such a pottard. She knows every line from every book by heart, and she's read every book and seen every movie 8 times!

by Fuu Ikari June 23, 2007

Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

Putnam Poptart

Shit between two pieces of bread. Put in the microwave then fuck it.

Caleb had a Putnam Poptart for breakfast today.

by Don Keedic12 March 16, 2011

Armenian Poptart

The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.

"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."

by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009